omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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