we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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