Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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