I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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