All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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