what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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