"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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