420 ftw
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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