I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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