That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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