Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Randomize
