haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
