Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Randomize