She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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