Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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