she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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