on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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