When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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