Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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