5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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