The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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