"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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