my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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