yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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