Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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