I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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