Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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