so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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