Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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