Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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