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• (424): View more from California

  You just made me feel so damn special

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My liver just broke up with me...

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  ...are you coming on to me?

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it

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• (914): View more from New York

  I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I can't adult today.

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  Take a nap and try again

  (734): View more from Michigan

  I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.

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