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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.

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He just wants an even tan

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(513): View more from Ohio

Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!

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Thanks, mom.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.

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So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.

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(818): View more from California

Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?

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(716): View more from New York

i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.

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(407): View more from Florida

Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!

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His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.

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You are always hiding in a closet though??

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