I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!