The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??