I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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