Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.