Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
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