Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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