Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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