maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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