Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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