this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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