Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
