I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I love black thongs
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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