I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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