we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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