maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Your cock deserves a montage
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
These tits shall not be calmed
Randomize
