i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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