Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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