that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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