this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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