Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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