so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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