It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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