im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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