I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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