He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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