I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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